Once upon a time there was
An angry little man.
Furiously digging in
A cursed plot of land.

Breaking up the bitter earth,
Scooping out the sand,
Finding much of nothing,
Ever to be damned.

Hey-ho, the sun may glow
One more time for you.
Hey-ho, the sun may glow
One more time for you.

Once there was woman who
Hadn't many friends.
Spending every minute on
Planning her revenge.

Breaking up the bitter earth,
Scooping out the sand,
Filling up the hole again,
Smoothing with her hand.